Welcome to Evernight...

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 01:36:18 GMT

So tonight went out to Stewart's in Governor's Square and I am thoroughly impressed with myself. Me and dad were throwing darts by ourselves, sadly, usually we have Dave or maybe even the owner Al to throw with, and i managed to score 2 double bulls and 3 single bulls, while aiming for them to! So yes I am getting better at throwing darts.

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:53:05 GMT

Well fuck me Freddy. It's snowing, i hate snow.

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:27:01 GMT

Blind Guardian is in studio production of the new album!! OMG-OMG-OMFG!! Can't wait for it to come out! SQUUEEEEEEEEE!!!! Oh so happy!! Can you tell!?

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:26:16 GMT

rethink church my ass, nuff sed

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:47:21 GMT

http://www.catfacts.org/munchkin-cat-facts.htm

for mom

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:07:46 GMT

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Finish-Your-Beer-Magnet-C11750022.jpeg

tehe cheers

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:56:01 GMT

So i bought one of those Total Gyms that Chuck Norris advertises. And if anyone is wondering if they work... OMFG BUT THEY DO!! This is only my third day using it (i had to take Wednesday off to let my muscles recover, need to take a day off every so often) and it really works. I'm working muscles i never knew i had. And for $75 off the normal price I'm happy i bought it. And i think there's already some muscle growth in my biceps. :)

My favorite exercises are the pull up and front press. The front press is me facing downward on the sliding board and pushing up. Damn but that works rather well. I've been doing 13 reps to a set and i could barely do the final 3 of those. The weird thing is I have to lower the resistance for the butterfly exercises, I don't have enough strength yet to do them on the incline that i do everything else, i think it's a shoulder or back exercise.

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:16:56 GMT

http://mr-desi.com/index.php/timepass/beauty-of-math.html

snark, forward this to eric_mathgeek

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 02:28:39 GMT

So I picked up that vibrating razor Gillette has and I like it. Very comfortable shave.

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 13:13:28 GMT

This band is an a capella metal band. Well almost, they do have drums, but damn it's pretty cool. Although i like their covers more than their own songs. And is it just me or is the bald guy with the goatee have more charisma than the singers??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9LaB9dq4Rw
This is their version of Battery by Metallica.

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 12:57:25 GMT

His practice has no room for new patients! Now, he's a medical wizard!
I love this Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speed up heart not make live longer; that like say you can extend life of car by driving faster. Want live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. What are these? Vegetables. So, steak nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give 100% recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That means they take water out of fruity bit; get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: If you have body and you have fat, ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Cannot think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only do sit-ups if want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy? HELLO. Cocoa beans! Vegetable!!! Cocoa beans best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
AND.....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 00:21:34 GMT

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1214960/Remember-cute-little-cat-patted-holiday-Rhodes-Its-got-weeks-live.html

And people say they want to get a little bit of culture in their lives. This is totally fucked up.

a week of cooking

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 00:17:25 GMT

Ok so Monday to Thursday i have cooked, and i mean actually cooked, real meals. I am very impressed with my self.

~~Monday: Spaghetti with garlic red sauce and hot italian sausage.

~~Tuesday: Pregresso split pea soup and grilled ham.

~~Wednesday: Pork chops with sauerkraut and mashed potatoes.

~~Thursday: London Broil with Mashed Potatoes and green beans.

Monday's dinner is nothin special for me. I do this alot as it is. Same with tuesday, i need to learn to make real split pea soup and use a hamhock but this takes all of 10 minutes re prepare: Open 2 cans and microwave for total of 10 minutes. Stir at 4 and 8 minute mark. The ham steak is grilled then cut up and dealt out to the split pea to absorb some of the flavor of the ham. Ready to consume!!

Wednesday was interesting since I've never done this part. 2 layers of pork chops and sauerkraut, bake for 1 hour. I shoulda let it cook for the full hour instead of taking it out at the 50 minute mark.

Thursday, tonight, was fabulous. It's my first time cooking steak. It turned out quite well. The steak itself was a tad dry in my opinion, but nothing the marinade sauce can't fix. The marinade is my dads recipe and i dare say i did quite well. I've always helped with the steaks preparation, but this is the first time I've gotten to cook it myself. Need i say I'm pleased with myself? I think i shall. I'm pleased with myself, and the steak.

NOM NOM NOM!!

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 00:57:54 GMT

http://notalwaysright.com/?s=spartan

People are condescending pricks.

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 19:05:30 GMT

http://www.dailygifblog.com/2009/09/tricks-for-treats.html

tech to sandeer!!

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 02:26:38 GMT

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/10/devout_catholic/

To. Damn. Funny.

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:54:37 GMT

http://images.wikia.com/inciclopedia/images/4/46/ZOMBIE_JESUS.jpg

tehe

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:17:00 GMT

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2009/09/02/Suspect-charged-with-killing-Delaware-cop/UPI-56731251949419/

What the don't tell you is that Christopher Reeves is wanted in connection with this. Yes, that's right, Superman helped. I saw this on CBS last night heh.

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:15:38 GMT

tehe, i want waffles now

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 04:37:54 GMT

http://atheistagnostic.group.stumbleupon.com/forum/55103/

amused AJ is amused

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 03:51:29 GMT

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,877155,00.html?iid=digg_share

I hate these damn fundies

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 01:45:56 GMT

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h31/vadeking/Funny/RELIGION-FSM-thepassion.jpg

LOL

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 01:29:38 GMT

A Catholic priest, an Orthodox priest, a Protestant minister, a Reform rabbi, a Buddhist monk, a Wiccan coven leader, a Hellenist oracle, a Hindu priest, a Caodaist giáo tông, a Zoroastrian gabr, an African shaman, a Muslim imam, a Scientologist OT VII, a Cherokee chief, a Sikh guru, a Jain jina, a Falun Gong practitioner, a Sufi mystic, a Shinto kami, a Jedi knight, a Voodoo zombie, a Rasta ras, an Objectivist philosopher, a Mormon elder, a Level 18 cleric, a Pastafarian pirate, and an atheist are playing golf.

These clergymen are getting bogies and double bogies and triple bogies, but the guy playing in front of them keeps getting holes in one.

So the Catholic priest says, “Who does that guy think he is, the Pope?” And the Orthodox priest says, “Who does that guy think he is, the Patriarch of Constantinople?” And the minister says, “Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?” And the rabbi says, “Who does that guy think he is, Moses?” And the monk says, “Who does that guy think he is, the Buddha?” And the coven leader says, “Who does that guy think he is, Harry Potter?” And the oracle says, “Who does that guy think he is, Achilles?” And the Hindu priest says, “Who does that guy think he is, Vishnu?” And the giáo tông says, “Who does that guy think he is, Cao Đài Tiên Ông Đại Bồ Tát Ma-ha-tát?” And the gabr says, “Who does that guy think he is, Zoroaster?” And the shaman says, “Who does that guy think he is, Tikoloshe?” And the imam says, “Who does that guy think he is, Mohammed?” And the OT VII says, “Who does that guy think he is, David Miscavige?” And the chief says, “Who does that guy think he is, Great Spirit?” And the guru says, “Who does that guy think he is, Nanak Dev?” And the jina says, “Who does that guy think he is, Shri Mahavir?” And the Gonger says, “Who does that guy think he is, Li Hongzhi?” And the mystic says, “Who does that guy think he is, Uwais al-Qarni?” And the kami says, “Who does that guy think he is, Amaterasu-omikami”? And the Jedi says, “Who does that guy think he is, the chosen one?” And the zombie says, “Who does that guy think he is, Marie Laveau?” And the ras says, “Who does that guy think he is, Haile Selassie?” And the Objectivist says, “Who does that guy think he is, Howard Roark?” And the elder says, “Who does that guy think he is, Brigham Young?” And the cleric says, “Who does that guy think he is, Garl Glittergold?” And the pirate says, “Who does that guy think he is, the Flying Spaghetti Monster?”

So the atheist says, “No, that’s Tiger Woods.”

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 18:38:20 GMT

http://www.crossville-chronicle.com/homepage/images_sizedimage_084160841/resources_photoview

i giggled

unxkbos@hotmail.com — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:04:27 GMT

So we ordered subs tonight. I think i hear knocking on the screen door and send dad to get the food. He walks back in and says, "That's pretty good, he's not at the door, but he's pulling up into the drive way."

Damn I'm good.

And in other related news i wish i hadn't crashed my car, yet again, because the owner of Great Wall offered me a job if i had a car.